Cody Konior Senior SQL Server Database Administrator Spider photographer, stand-up comedian, astronomer, and occasional beekeeper.

How women become thin or fat

I bombed pretty hard.

Why dolphins can't use toilets

This was my second performance ever, I had just come back from holiday and was feeling great, really happy to be back, suntanned and relaxed with brand new material. Almost everything hit just like I had planned, except something at the beginning.

That's how terrorism works

My first stand-up, it's funny and must-see TV!