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		<title>My girlfriend is a Transformer, redux!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody Konior</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve seen my stuff before, skip to the middle Notes I got an email from a comedy club manager on Tuesday asking me to come in and do 5 minutes for Thursday night. I was really surprised because I&#8217;d just taken a 2 month sabatical and only resumed comedy last week, and suddenly I [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you&#8217;ve seen my stuff before, skip to the middle <img src='http://www.codykonior.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<h3>Notes</h3>
<p>I got an email from a comedy club manager on Tuesday asking me to come in and do 5 minutes for Thursday night. I was really surprised because I&#8217;d just taken a 2 month sabatical and only resumed comedy last week, and suddenly I had another chance to take to the stage at a professional non-open mic venue! So I jumped at it!</p>
<p>The first half of my set I use the cat/vet story. I&#8217;ve used this 4 times so far, and the only great reaction I had was on the very first night I used it, and since then it has gone down further, and further. I feel sad about that and can&#8217;t quite identify why except maybe I&#8217;m just not passionate enough about it anymore?</p>
<p>Then I went into my new Transformers bit I started last week (but couldn&#8217;t record back then). I&#8217;d retooled it a little and made it longer, then came up with a great tag just a few minutes before going on stage. It worked a treat! It&#8217;s my new favourite bit.</p>
<p>And finally I finish with a mix of new and old coffee bits. I have a lot of stuff about coffee and this was the first time I tried to chunk them all together. The result was pretty good, though I skipped a few beats and the very end needs tightening up.</p>
<p>Overall I realise I went way too fast, and yet, finished exactly on 5 minutes! So, I&#8217;m happy about that. And I didn&#8217;t forget anything! The audience took a while to warm up but I&#8217;m pretty sure they liked me at the end. Compared to the other performances of the night, I was in the middle of the pack &#8211; a few didn&#8217;t fare so well, and others blew me out of the water. Which is good, because the audience wins!</p>
<p>Sometimes I wonder if I&#8217;ll ever be able to be a &#8220;great&#8221; comedian. I definitely have trouble converting some of my ideas into stuff that is funny, and even more problems working out how to perform them on stage. But it&#8217;s still early.</p>
<p>I also heard last night about a competition called Green Faces. I couldn&#8217;t work out how to enter the Perth rounds, but I might like to give it a try with a mix of some of my lesser known and newest material (definitely not the cats bit anymore, for now).</p>
<p>PS: If you have any advice on how to take better video under stage lights, I&#8217;d love to hear them.</p>
<h3>Gallery</h3>
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		<title>Why dolphins can&#8217;t use toilets</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cody Konior</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You must watch this, it&#8217;s one of my favourites. Notes This was my second performance ever, and I had just come back from holiday and was feeling great, and really happy to be back, and suntanned and relaxed with brand new material. Almost everything hit just like I had planned, except something at the beginning. [...]]]></description>
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<p>You must watch this, it&#8217;s one of my favourites.</p>
<h3>Notes</h3>
<p>This was my second performance ever, and I had just come back from holiday and was feeling great, and really happy to be back, and suntanned and relaxed with brand new material. Almost everything hit just like I had planned, except something at the beginning.</p>
<p>I did make some beginner mistakes, not moving the mic stand, and forgetting my set list twice (although some people said it was &#8220;better&#8221; because the set list was way smaller using keywords instead of the whole thing printed out), and holding the microphone with both hands.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s still one of my fondest memories though.</p>
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